Porcelain Poop Co.
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Porcelain Poop Co. Dog waste removal for spotless home yards.

A Porcelain Poop Co. technician cleaning a floating island of lawn with a house and three happy dogs
The service

Fast, thorough dog waste removal with every trace hauled away.

Coverage

Homes, HOAs, and dog-friendly communities.

The guarantee

Find a missed spot? Your next visit is free.

Getting started

Exact pricing within one business day.

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About the company

We give your yard back its comfort, cleanliness, and quiet.

We maintain private yards, HOAs, and dog-friendly communities with a documented process: consistent schedules, full-yard sweeps, and waste hauled away every time. Plans are matched to your yard size, number of dogs, and the season.

See what we do
Neighbor discount: we group nearby yards into one route so everyone pays less and the whole block stays clean.
Insured and background-checked

Our services

Safe for lawns and pets

Weekly scooping

Our core service

Same day each week, every corner of the yard, waste double-bagged and hauled away.

One-time cleanup

For fresh starts

Spring thaw, move-ins, and party prep. Any yard returned to spotless in one visit.

Deodorize + sanitize

Pet-safe treatment

Enzymatic spray that neutralizes odor and bacteria on lawns, patios, and dog runs.

HOA + commercial

Shared spaces

Scheduled service for communities, plus pet-station upkeep and bag restocking.

Everywhere the mess hides

Lawns

Swept in overlapping rows

Open grass, slopes, and the corners mowers miss.

Dog runs

High-traffic zones

Kennels and runs cleared and deodorized on request.

Patios + decks

Entertaining areas

Hard surfaces checked and left guest-ready.

Gravel + rock beds

The tricky surfaces

Careful hand-clearing without scattering the stone.

Garden beds

Plant-safe clearing

Beds and borders cleaned without trampling plantings.

Common areas

HOA + community spaces

Shared lawns and pet stations kept resident-ready.

A rational choice

For people who want to enjoy the yard, not patrol it.

We remove the mess professionally, so your weekends stay yours and the lawn stays ready for anything.

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It's healthy

Waste carries bacteria and parasites. We remove it before it spreads to pets and kids.

It saves your weekend

No bags, no shovel, no Saturday chore. The yard is simply always done.

It's fast

Most yards take under 20 minutes per visit, with a text before we arrive.

It's guaranteed

Find a missed spot? Text us a photo and your next visit is free.

How a visit works

Every visit follows the same careful routine.

Book your service

01

Tell us your yard size, number of dogs, and preferred day. Booking takes two minutes.

We arrive on schedule

02

You get a text on the way. Dogs can stay inside or come say hi.

Full-yard sweep

03

Overlapping rows across the lawn, beds, and dog runs. Waste is double-bagged and hauled away.

Photo confirmation

04

You receive a completion photo and a latched-gate check before we leave the property.

What clients say

★★★★★

Jessica M.

"With two Great Danes our backyard was a situation. One visit turned it around. The weekly service has been flawless since, and I can finally host cookouts without a walkthrough first. Worth every penny.""

Weekly plan · 2 dogs
★★★★★

Marcus T.

"The gate-check photo after every visit won me over. Our escape-artist beagle has never gotten out, and the yard always looks brand new. Scheduling and skipping weeks is painless too.""

Weekly plan · 1 dog
★★★★★

Priya K.

"Booked the spring cleanup after the snow melted. They found things I did not know were there and left the yard spotless. Signed up for the every-other-week plan on the spot.""

Every other week · 3 dogs

Service pricing

Every other week

Standard

For lighter-duty yards

$24 per visit
  • Full-yard sweep, every corner
  • Waste double-bagged and removed
  • Gate-check photo report
  • Skip or pause anytime
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Deep clean

One-Time Reset

Big jobs and fresh starts

from $89
  • Full restoration, any condition
  • Ideal for spring thaw and move-ins
  • Optional deodorize + sanitize
  • Same-week scheduling
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Prices shown for one dog. Add $4 per visit for each additional pup. Custom quotes for large yards, estates, and communities.

Get the yard handled before grilling season.

The earlier we start, the sooner the yard stays effortlessly clean all year. First scoop is free on weekly plans.

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